Oh, for fucks sake - Top Gear only works because of Clarkson, Hamster and the other one.
SBS (Govermemt owned, multicultural aimed, poorly funded TV channel) has bought the rights to re-make Top Gear here in Australia.
Thing is, we don't have any rockstar motoring journos and the only one who writes as wittily (in my opinion) as Clarkson, Dave Morley, has already proven he can't host a TV show (he was a co-presenter of the cleverly named The Car Show which ran at 2pm on Sunday afternoons and was, in my opinion, complete and utter shit).
I hope, if they do follow through on this, that they snag a decent director and cinematographer to try and capture the look and feel of the UK's World's best motoring show.
But, let's face it, when it comes to testing new cars it will he a head-to-head between which model Holden is trying to flog that week vs. whatever Ford needs to sell.
Fuck.
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